Track Listing

1. The English Language
2. Henry Kissinger
3. UFO
4. My Father Confused Me
5. The Glazed Donut Monster

1. The English Language
2. Henry Kissinger
3. UFO
4. My Father Confused Me
5. The Glazed Donut Monster
6. Mothers Enunciate
7. The FCC and Mothers
8. Mothers Will Hit You for Nothing
9. Fathers Are the Funniest People
10. Marriage and Duties
11. New Husbands Kill Things
12. The Lizard and the Mouse
13. Dudes on Dope
14. The Dentist
15. Roland and the Rollercoaster
16. Puberty
17. People Who Drink
18. Frisbies
19. Chinese Mustard
20. Famous People
21. Let's Make a Deal
22. Cars
23. Illegal Drugs
24. Parents and Grandparents