Mike Salt

Mike Salt is the author of several horror novels, including Damned to Hell, The Valley, House on Harlan, Price Manor: The House That Burns, and this thing you just read. Mike is a lone soldier from the future sent back to stop the apocalypse. However, he's discovered that living in the past is better. He never had nachos before this, and now he can have them whenever he wants. Have you ever had nachos? Like not even fancy ones, Mike gets excited about gas station nachos. The kind that you need...See more

Mike Salt is the author of several horror novels, including Damned to Hell, The Valley, House on Harlan, Price Manor: The House That Burns, and this thing you just read. Mike is a lone soldier from the future sent back to stop the apocalypse. However, he's discovered that living in the past is better. He never had nachos before this, and now he can have them whenever he wants. Have you ever had nachos? Like not even fancy ones, Mike gets excited about gas station nachos. The kind that you need to open a small bag and push a button on a dispenser for some warm cheese. He isn't picky. Nachos are pretty fucking good. He's decided to stay and forget about his mission. Now, he writes books to deal with the guilt he has for not saving the world. However, he will never write enough books to forget the betrayal he has done... but he will always have nachos. See less