Karl Burnett

Karl Burnett started out life as a sperm. Then he grew into a baby, then a man, bypassing the awkward, gangly teenage stage. He now lives as the world's best lover and author, in Auckland, New Zealand where he heals people's souls with his immaculate words of wisdom and home made cola.

Karl Burnett started out life as a sperm. Then he grew into a baby, then a man, bypassing the awkward, gangly teenage stage. He now lives as the world's best lover and author, in Auckland, New Zealand where he heals people's souls with his immaculate words of wisdom and home made cola. See less