Bob Chapman

Bob Chapman now exiled to Dawlish, in Devon, hails from Bristol where he sometimes attended a grammar school. He left an academic dunce, with the headmaster's remarks ringing in his ears: a Always play with a straight bat, eat plenty of broccoli and avoid women at all cost.a Bob's chequered career included such jobs as salesman, axe man, taxi driver, private eye, steel fixer, undertaker's assistant and an escort for a strip-o-gram and call girls. Always mindful of his headmaster's words, he...See more

Bob Chapman now exiled to Dawlish, in Devon, hails from Bristol where he sometimes attended a grammar school. He left an academic dunce, with the headmaster's remarks ringing in his ears: a Always play with a straight bat, eat plenty of broccoli and avoid women at all cost.a Bob's chequered career included such jobs as salesman, axe man, taxi driver, private eye, steel fixer, undertaker's assistant and an escort for a strip-o-gram and call girls. Always mindful of his headmaster's words, he says, a Two out of three ain't bad.a See less