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Campbell, Scott, Jr. Fine. Picture book. Sewn binding. Paper over boards. With dust jacket. 32 p. Contains: Illustrations, color. Intended for a juvenile audience. In Stock. 100% Money Back Guarantee. Brand New, Perfect Condition, allow 4-14 business days for standard shipping. To Alaska, Hawaii, U.S. protectorate, P.O. box, and APO/FPO addresses allow 4-28 business days for Standard shipping. No expedited shipping. All orders placed with expedited shipping will be cancelled. Over 3, 000, 000 happy customers.
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Campbell, Scott, Jr. New. Picture book. Sewn binding. Paper over boards. With dust jacket. 32 p. Contains: Illustrations, color. Intended for a juvenile audience. In Stock. 100% Money Back Guarantee. Brand New, Perfect Condition, allow 4-14 business days for standard shipping. To Alaska, Hawaii, U.S. protectorate, P.O. box, and APO/FPO addresses allow 4-28 business days for Standard shipping. No expedited shipping. All orders placed with expedited shipping will be cancelled. Over 3, 000, 000 happy customers.
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Book is considered to be in good or better condition. The actual cover image may not match the stock photo. Hard cover books may show signs of wear on the spine cover or dust jacket. Paperback book may show signs of wear on spine or cover as well as having a slight bend or curve to it. Book should have no writing inside or highlighting. Pages should be free of tears or creasing. Stickers should not be present on cover or elsewhere and any CD or DVD expected with the book is included. Book is not a former library copy.
Mortimer the zombie is just dying to make a love connection. But he's not just sitting around sighing over a bowl of stale eyeballs, he's studying up, he's doing the work. He's giving gifts and writing poems. So what if the fancy box of chocolates he offers the charming young lady at the bus stop is riddled with worms? Is it such a big deal that the diamond ring he presents his favorite waitress at the diner has a finger attached to it? Why aren't the ladies responding to Mortimer's romantic overtures? He's discouraged, but ready to give it one more shot at Cupid's Ball. Will he finally find his perfect match, or will he be left cuddling the punch bowl and eating rotting brains alone all night?
Zombies are everywhere, so why not put them in children's picture books? I picked this one up at library because it looked silly and I was curious, and my daughters have asked for it at least once a day ever since. Apparently there is nothing funnier to kids of all ages that a guy offering a "Valentine" to a girl that is, in fact, a real heart ripped from a corpse by a love starved undead young male. One of the things they find so amusing about this book is that there is always some sort of 'reveal' in the pictures. The text tells us that Mortimer goes shopping for a new suit, the picture shows us that he's going to a funeral home. The text tells us that Mortimer smiled at the ladies at Cupid's Ball, the picture shows us how terrifying and ghoulish a toothy zombie grin really is. And after Mortimer finally finds his dream girl (also a zombie), the text tells us that they dine by moonlight, and the picture shows us a lovely picnic of brains, severed body parts, and eyeballs. This book is a ton of fun!
