Why They Married James Montgomery Flagg STUNG! He was a gentle and sensitive chap, He married the forceful Miss Howe, He wanted her sympathy, did the poor yap-He has everyone's sympathy now! SHE KEPT HER WORD. Maud hung onto straps in the Subway and "L,"No man ever said "Take my seat!"She swore that she'd marry the first one who did-The next day her husband did meet! SKIDDOO! When your wife jams her hat on and packs up her bagAnd says "I shall go back to mother!"If you sniff she will say, "Just for that I will stay!"One ...
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Why They Married James Montgomery Flagg STUNG! He was a gentle and sensitive chap, He married the forceful Miss Howe, He wanted her sympathy, did the poor yap-He has everyone's sympathy now! SHE KEPT HER WORD. Maud hung onto straps in the Subway and "L,"No man ever said "Take my seat!"She swore that she'd marry the first one who did-The next day her husband did meet! SKIDDOO! When your wife jams her hat on and packs up her bagAnd says "I shall go back to mother!"If you sniff she will say, "Just for that I will stay!"One excuse is as good as another. SHE LOOKED SO DOCILE! John Quincy tho' kindly and gentle, declared: "The man must be master, by gum!"But his outlook on life, is just what his dear wifeLets him peer at from under her thumb! NOT A QUITTER. Wilhemina's bridegroom failed to show up at the churchSo she yanked the driver off the wedding hack, And married him in lieu of John, who'd left her in the lurchFor she would NOT send the wedding presents back. EVER KNOW IT TO FAIL? "I never could marry that kind of a man!"Said Miss Sue of a fellow named Sid-So of course the gods heard her and laughed when they saw, 'Twas exactly the kind that she did! HOW WAS SHE TO KNOW? The reason sweet Alice got married to-day-Sweet Alice, so prettily blushing, She hadn't the faintest idea that the gentHad another wife over in Flushing. A TONIC. Miss Luella Gloaming was naturally glum, So she married young Grouch, the recluse;For she says when she's sad, she just looks at his face-Then she can't help but laugh like the deuce! We are delighted to publish this classic book as part of our extensive Classic Library collection. Many of the books in our collection have been out of print for decades, and therefore have not been accessible to the general public. The aim of our publishing program is to facilitate rapid access to this vast reservoir of literature, and our view is that this is a significant literary work, which deserves to be brought back into print after many decades. The contents of the vast majority of titles in the Classic Library have been scanned from the original works. To ensure a high quality product, each title has been meticulously hand curated by our staff. Our philosophy has been guided by a desire to provide the reader with a book that is as close as possible to ownership of the original work. We hope that you will enjoy this wonderful classic work, and that for you it becomes an enriching experience.
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James Montgomery Flagg. Good. No Dust Jacket Present. 12mo-over 6¾"-7¾" tall. 107 pages, illustrated and text by James Montgomery Flagg. GOOD HARDCOVER, wear to the corners and spine of book. Internally a nice clean and tight copy.