When I am an Old Coot, I will wear funny hats and loud ties, flowered underwear and bright yellow suspenders. I will break all the silly, proper rules and be a kid again. So begins a mischievous look at growing older and making the most of it. With an irreverent perspective, this absolutely hilarious book contains witticisms like these: When I am an Old Coot: I will call 'A Current Affair' and ask them how I can order one. I will dawdle by the cleaning lady, pretend to stumble and grab her buttocks firmly.
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When I am an Old Coot, I will wear funny hats and loud ties, flowered underwear and bright yellow suspenders. I will break all the silly, proper rules and be a kid again. So begins a mischievous look at growing older and making the most of it. With an irreverent perspective, this absolutely hilarious book contains witticisms like these: When I am an Old Coot: I will call 'A Current Affair' and ask them how I can order one. I will dawdle by the cleaning lady, pretend to stumble and grab her buttocks firmly.
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Very good. Connecting readers with great books since 1972! Used books may not include companion materials, and may have some shelf wear or limited writing. We ship orders daily and Customer Service is our top priority!
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When I first read the title, I thought this would be an amusing read. But after a couple of pages, reading this book became tiring and ridiculous. I don't have room enough to keep every book I read, so I am very choosy about my Keepers. And some books which turn out to be a dud, I will give away to a local bookstore or Goodwill. Not this one -- it went straight to my trashcan.
