Ah, the single life. The blind dates, the guiltless sleeping in the starfish position, the "table for one, please." In this book, Jeff Green offers practical advice on how to find love, or failing that, how to pretend you've got a significant other half. And if you've just been dumped, Jeff shows how you can reach "closure," otherwise known as uncompromising revenge. Green also includes great pick-up lines for the older lover"Did you break a hip when you fell from heaven?"and beauty tips for dates"How to look 20 years ...
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Ah, the single life. The blind dates, the guiltless sleeping in the starfish position, the "table for one, please." In this book, Jeff Green offers practical advice on how to find love, or failing that, how to pretend you've got a significant other half. And if you've just been dumped, Jeff shows how you can reach "closure," otherwise known as uncompromising revenge. Green also includes great pick-up lines for the older lover"Did you break a hip when you fell from heaven?"and beauty tips for dates"How to look 20 years younger? Stand further away." If you're in a relationshio, this book will remind you why your own situation is worth tolerating, and if you're happily single, follow Jeff's advice and you're guaranteed to stay that way."
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Fair. No dust jacket. About The Book: -Ah, the single life. The blind dates, the guiltless sleeping in the starfish position, the `table for one in a draught, please`. In his hilarious new book, Jeff Green offers practical advice on how to find love, or failing that how to pretend you`ve got a significant other half. For women: Leave the fridge door open for no reason. For men: Wash your towels. And if you`ve just been dumped, Jeff shows how you can reach `closure`, otherwise known as uncompromising REVENGE. Also includes: ** Great chat-up lines for the older lover: `Did you break a hip when you fell from heaven? ` ** Beauty tips for dates: How to look twenty years younger? Stand further away ** Things not to say on a first date: Would you like to see my shrine to the others? ** And at last, the truth about what women really want* If you`re in a couple, this book will remind you why your own situation is-just about-worth tolerating. And if you`re happily single, follow Jeff`s advice and you`re guaranteed to stay that way...-> the publisher of this PAPERBACK book is Time Warner in 2003 booksalvation have grade it as Acceptable and it will be shipped from our UK warehouse The text is in English.
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Dispatched, from the UK, within 48 hours of ordering. This book is in good condition but will show signs of previous ownership. Please expect some creasing to the spine and/or minor damage to the cover. Damaged cover. The cover of is slightly damaged for instance a torn or bent corner. Aged book. Tanned pages and age spots, however, this will not interfere with reading.
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