Someone to Drive You Home is a perfect debut album. Following a series of exciting singles that served notice that the Long Blondes were on the cusp of brilliance thanks to their energetic marriage of post-punk energy, new wave hooks, and junk shop glamour, the group delivered the goods like Santa on Christmas. With the help of Pulp's Steve Mackey on production duties, the band hammer out a dozen memorable songs (mostly written by guitarist Dorian Cox), punctuated by some all-time classics. Their mix of unschooled ...
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Someone to Drive You Home is a perfect debut album. Following a series of exciting singles that served notice that the Long Blondes were on the cusp of brilliance thanks to their energetic marriage of post-punk energy, new wave hooks, and junk shop glamour, the group delivered the goods like Santa on Christmas. With the help of Pulp's Steve Mackey on production duties, the band hammer out a dozen memorable songs (mostly written by guitarist Dorian Cox), punctuated by some all-time classics. Their mix of unschooled enthusiasm, pop culture voraciousness, and eye for a glittering hook give them a leg up on their sometimes dowdy contemporaries, and affix them securely on the continuum that scratches from Roxy Music to Blondie to Pulp. Like those bands at their best, the Long Blondes transport the listener to a world all their own, crashing through the songs like they were on a happily inebriated night out, soon to arrive home with smeared makeup and stray flakes of glitter in hard-to-reach places. The rhythm section is tight and full of snap, the guitars are loud and loose, the occasional keyboards never intrude, and Kate Jackson delivers the lyrics like an actress inhabiting a role. Sometimes she plays the wise older sister, sometimes the femme fatale, but she's always compelling. Without her at the helm, the songs would be top-notch punk-pop; with her they shine like stars. "Once and Never Again" is their bid for classic status, and it romps and rolls like the Buzzcocks while dishing out pearls of hard-won girl group wisdom. Not far behind are the singles "Weekend Without Makeup" and "Separated by Motorways" -- tracks that have the dark drama of film noir and the piercing hooks of new wave bubblegum -- and almost on the same level is the disco ball-shiny "Giddy Stratospheres." The latter is Jackson's best performance; she inhabits the role of the angry jilted lover with the kind of brio few other artists can match. The rest of the album is a similar string of distressed vintage pop songs, built out of razor-sharp guitars that cut like a surfer through the surging waves and melodies that haunt (the bitterly sad "Heaven Help the New Girl") as often as they open out into mini-anthems perfect for a sweaty night at the local indie disco ("Only Lovers Left Alive"). The band are a perfect match of style and substance, and on Someone to Drive You Home they take a genius-level approach to modern pop that gathers up the glittering shards of the past to craft something breathlessly exciting, shiny as a mirror-adorned dress, and thrillingly new. Plenty of other bands tried similar tricks, but precious few of them came close to the same peak that the Long Blondes reached here. [The 2021 reissue of the album features new remastering and all the tracks released on singles. It's tempting to call them B-sides, but listening to them all strung together, it's like the group issued a second album that's nearly as good as Someone. Songs like the Pulp-y "Five Ways to End It" and the indie pop pick-me-up "Last Night on Northgate Street" are nearly the match of their best work, and nothing feels like filler. The Long Blondes take some interesting side trips on the slow-motion glam thumper "All Bar One Girls" and the angular "Who Are You to Her" while never sounding less than great. As far as bonus material, it's a strong addition to a classic album.] ~ Tim Sendra, Rovi
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