The perfect Vampire book for anyone who's absolutely sick of Vampires. Walter can't take it anymore either. After tolerating over a decade of mass media featuring broody, mysterious man-boys with great abs and perfectly sculpted hair, he breaks down. Using his own experiences as a platform, he takes us from 1918, during his last days as a Human, all the way up to present day. Though not without a few adventures; his memoir features neither quivering damsels nor apocalypses. You're welcome.
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The perfect Vampire book for anyone who's absolutely sick of Vampires. Walter can't take it anymore either. After tolerating over a decade of mass media featuring broody, mysterious man-boys with great abs and perfectly sculpted hair, he breaks down. Using his own experiences as a platform, he takes us from 1918, during his last days as a Human, all the way up to present day. Though not without a few adventures; his memoir features neither quivering damsels nor apocalypses. You're welcome.
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