ForewordEven the best stand-up comic cannot recall jokes. This joke book is necessary codigo or guide to recall jokes handily. Jokes are for all occasions and for all people in all walks of life. Jokes remove cares and concerns. They make you forget your problems. People who tell jokes become the life of the party. Anybody for that matter can become a comic by just reading from this book in front of an audience.Actually, these jokes are recycled or modified jokes retold many times in the past and openly distributed in the ...
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ForewordEven the best stand-up comic cannot recall jokes. This joke book is necessary codigo or guide to recall jokes handily. Jokes are for all occasions and for all people in all walks of life. Jokes remove cares and concerns. They make you forget your problems. People who tell jokes become the life of the party. Anybody for that matter can become a comic by just reading from this book in front of an audience.Actually, these jokes are recycled or modified jokes retold many times in the past and openly distributed in the internet. Jokes are sometimes hard to recall. This is a tribute to all writers and composers of jokes to make the world a better place to live in. This book is free to read online. Just email your request. These jokes are recorded for posterity and nothing else."Wear a Smile.It's neat and attracts attention!It increases your face-value.""You don't stop laughing becauseyou grow old."You grow old becauseyou stop laughing."SAMPLE JOKES: Big familySuitor: I wanna marry your daughter.Girl's Father: Can you support a family?Suitor: Yes, Sir!Girls's Father: We are 12 in our family. Bilis ng JitneyPasahero: Mama, dahan-dahan lang po. Alalahanin nyo na palaging nakasunod sa atin ang disgrasya! Drayber: E, kaya ko nga binibilisan para di tayo abutan. Binatilyo1 binatilyo pumasok sa isang gay bar. Nalaman ng nanay niya at nagalit.Nanay: Anak, ano naman ang nakita mo dun na di mo dapat makita?Binatilyo: Si tatay po gumigiling. Birth via computerSon: Daddy, how was I born?Daddy: Well son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said: We've got male!
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