Girl meets Boy. Boy wants to release LIVE crickets in her house to entertain her cat. Girl meets another Boy. Boy's rancid breath causes Girl sinus damage. Girl meets yet another Boy. Boy wants to date her AND his current wife - because they're "just friends." Girl becomes slowly convinced that someone has peed in the dating pool and that every man she meets should be studied by scientists. Men are so quick to tell us that if a woman reaches a certain age and isn't married, that she is the problem, never them. I am ...
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Girl meets Boy. Boy wants to release LIVE crickets in her house to entertain her cat. Girl meets another Boy. Boy's rancid breath causes Girl sinus damage. Girl meets yet another Boy. Boy wants to date her AND his current wife - because they're "just friends." Girl becomes slowly convinced that someone has peed in the dating pool and that every man she meets should be studied by scientists. Men are so quick to tell us that if a woman reaches a certain age and isn't married, that she is the problem, never them. I am here to heavily debate that theory. This is not your typical "boy meets girl and sweeps her off her feet" love story; it's more of a "bad romance" in which that broom is used to sweep (more like shove) me off of a very high ledge! These unbelievable dating experiences have thoroughly convinced me that my ideal mate either doesn't exist, is stuck in a tree somewhere, or walking in a circle in a Wal-mart parking lot. Take a comical stroll with me down memory lane as I re-live the twisted, dysfunctional tales about my quest for love and a few sensual slip-ups, along with my lively but slightly psychotic living situation. *Mature Content "My wife read this... she loved it. She loved it so much I got to play video games without her complaining, loved it so much the kid and I got to order out for dinner. This doesn't happen often folks so it must have been a pretty great read. She told me to give it 5 stars." - Pipsquack "This book had me rolling from page 1 to the very last!!! This is a must have for sane single women who struggle to deal with insane single men ." - Destiny Mae "I laughed so uncontrollably hard reading the other night I woke up my partner. This is book provides a unique glimpse into dating as an adult and leaves you wondering how the dating pool got so polluted." - Anthony L. Schneider "Her very clever and provocative sense of humor will sure to keep you entertained until the last word. She expertly told the mishaps of crazy online dating in the most revealing ways, but yet super funny." - Julie Joseph
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PLEASE NOTE, WE DO NOT SHIP TO DENMARK. New Book. Shipped from UK in 4 to 14 days. Established seller since 2000. Please note we cannot offer an expedited shipping service from the UK.
