In Bras and Penus on a Date you'll learn how to survive the seven stages of dating: Depression, when your life rots; Protection, when you don't want tots; Obsession, when you get the hots; Repulsion, when you get the snots; Suffocation, when your relationship clots; Evacuation, when you get the trots; Desperation, when your love life rots. Plus you'll learn that: It's better to have loved and lost than to be run over by a tractor, but not by much. Women believe complaining burns calories because nice women are usually ...
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In Bras and Penus on a Date you'll learn how to survive the seven stages of dating: Depression, when your life rots; Protection, when you don't want tots; Obsession, when you get the hots; Repulsion, when you get the snots; Suffocation, when your relationship clots; Evacuation, when you get the trots; Desperation, when your love life rots. Plus you'll learn that: It's better to have loved and lost than to be run over by a tractor, but not by much. Women believe complaining burns calories because nice women are usually fatter than the bitchy ones. Men don't want to have sex in space because afterwards they can't get up and leave. Ever since the caveman days, men have been the hunters while women have been the hinters. Condoms can't protect you from the worst danger of the dating jungle, love, unless you wear a big one on your head.
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Add this copy of Bras and Penus on a Date: A Guide for Surviving the 7 to cart. $6.28, like new condition, Sold by Hay-on-Wye Booksellers rated 4.0 out of 5 stars, ships from Hereford, UNITED KINGDOM, published 1999 by Sullivan & Foster Publishing.
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Larrett, Raymond. Fine. Unused, some outer edges and corners have minor scuffs, cover has light scratches, book content is in like new condition. Trade paperback (US). Glued binding. 110 p. Contains: Illustrations.
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Used book in good and clean conditions. Pages and cover are intact. Limited notes marks and highlighting may be present. May show signs of normal shelf wear and bends on edges. Item may be missing CDs or access codes. May include library marks. Fast Shipping.
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Good. Good condition. (humor, parody, relationships) A copy that has been read but remains intact. May contain markings such as bookplates, stamps, limited notes and highlighting, or a few light stains.
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