The Essential Joke Book for Kids! Packed with 400 funniest classic and new jokes about School, Animals, Sports, Nature, Geography, Monsters, Food, Holidays and many others, this book will have kids laughing out loud for ages! Q: What happened to the plant in math class? A: It grew square roots. Q: Why didn't the skeleton eat spicy food? A: He didn't have the stomach for it. Q: What do you call security guards in a Samsung store? A: Guardians of the Galaxy! Q: Why didn't the dog want to play football? A: ...
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The Essential Joke Book for Kids! Packed with 400 funniest classic and new jokes about School, Animals, Sports, Nature, Geography, Monsters, Food, Holidays and many others, this book will have kids laughing out loud for ages! Q: What happened to the plant in math class? A: It grew square roots. Q: Why didn't the skeleton eat spicy food? A: He didn't have the stomach for it. Q: What do you call security guards in a Samsung store? A: Guardians of the Galaxy! Q: Why didn't the dog want to play football? A: Because it was a boxer! Q: What has a spiked tail, plates on its back, and 16 wheels? A: A dinosaur on roller skates! Q: Why should a bowling alley be quiet? A: So you can hear a pin drop! Q: Why don't you see penguins in Great Britain? A: Because they're afraid of Wales. Q: What do you get when you cross a computer with a hamburger? A: A big MAC! Q: Why shouldn't you tell secrets on a farm? A: Because the potatoes have eyes, the corn has ears, and the beans stalk. Q: What did the triangle say to the circle? A: You are so pointless. "From there to here, and here to there, funny things are everywhere!" Dr. Seuss *Buy the print version of this book and get Kindle edition for FREE*
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