Startup technology company Sindustries, Inc. is market-testing the revolutionary new RoboSexual -an exquisite prototype robot built to perfectly imitate a sexually irresistible woman down to her every last detail. Designed purely for sex, she'll grant every customer all his erotic wishes without the tiresome dating process, emotional baggage or interpersonal drama. Hell hath no wrath like a woman scorned, but a robot made for sex just doesn't care. Mass-produced in the millions, she'll scratch every man's itch without ...
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Startup technology company Sindustries, Inc. is market-testing the revolutionary new RoboSexual -an exquisite prototype robot built to perfectly imitate a sexually irresistible woman down to her every last detail. Designed purely for sex, she'll grant every customer all his erotic wishes without the tiresome dating process, emotional baggage or interpersonal drama. Hell hath no wrath like a woman scorned, but a robot made for sex just doesn't care. Mass-produced in the millions, she'll scratch every man's itch without risking pregnancy or sexual disease. Billions of men the world over will enjoy orgasmic adventures on their terms without risking criminal prosecution for soliciting prostitutes or violence against woman let alone the humiliation of being dumped on a date. It could mean the end of masturbation, or the end of civilization itself. Men's pursuit of sexual satisfaction with the fairer sex has been a powerful motivation in all the greatest and worst aspects of human civilization. Art, music, science, faith, rape and war are all byproducts of men's craving for the women they covet. Remove that erotic drug addiction, and the nature of the human animal changes. With no need to impress women, why would men use deodorant, table manners or work on high-paying careers to bribe women with expensive jewelry? It could be a new golden age of women freed from the horrors of dating hideous men with no social skills, fashion sense or instincts for romance. It could be the end of sexual harassment in the workplace. It could also mean billions of unloved women doomed forever to cry into their ice cream while watching horrible romance movies alone. The Robosexual could mean the end of rape and sexual assault against women, or it could lead to a new dark age in that great oxymoron called Western Civilization. It may be the dawn of a new robotic age where humans never do dangerous work, thanks to a slave race of disposable synthetic people, or it could be a robot revolt by machines sick and tired of laboriously massaging certain male body parts. Regardless of the social consequences, building the Ultimate Robot Girlfriend depends on an army of sex-crazed geeks, nerds and perverts working together in harmony on every detail of buttocks dimensions, breast firmness and oral dexterity. It'll take a mountain of hot pizzas and cold energy drinks to fuel their work, plus a saint of a supervising manager to keep them all from tearing each other apart.Far worse is the customer: each Robosexual client has a shopping list of creepy fetishes that'll bring down the science of consumer research and terrify the best customer service specialist on earth. Whether they succeed or fail in search of the robotic-erotic, it'll be fun to watch them try. Into this hot mess of erotic-robotics walks Janet Vargas -Marketing Consultant hired by Sindustries to aide their dubious product launch and bring a feminine voice to the army of horny geeks, nerds, freaks, perverts, weirdoes and future prison inmates desperately working on a perfected synthetic woman to grant all their perverse erotic wishes while making a fortune for the apprehensive investors behind the swiveling hips of the Ultimate Robot Girlfriend. Events and personalities connected to the Robosexual from Sindustries will make for a great story, or a total waste of your reading time. This is the story of the greatest engineering marvel in history, or an evil plot to destroy the world. Take your pick. This is Robosexuals -the book with a crazy title. Please enjoy, or find something else to read instead.
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